Bookings

Love Sam? Think he’s bright, radiant, and cosmic? Sam is an up-and-coming “star” in many “universes.” “Book” him to “enlighten” your next “event.”

He’s been described as:

  • “the Stephen Colbert of Facebook!”
  • “That guy who recorded my voicemail greeting.”
  • “You there, staring at my mittens.”
  • “Sir, are you going to pay for that?”
  • “le maître de l’univers”

Sam has been at noted speaker at events such as the following:

  • Fun-themed birthday party.
  • Estee Lauder-themed make-up counter demonstration.
  • Wedding-themed Quinceañera.
  • UN-themed General Assembly.
  • Church-themed church.

Contact his booking agents at (479)Sir-1-Pun, (214)5-El-Dey-I, or (Hoy)58-only-I.

*Due to call volume, our representatives may be able to take your call.