Bookings
Love Sam? Think he’s bright, radiant, and cosmic? Sam is an up-and-coming “star” in many “universes.” “Book” him to “enlighten” your next “event.”
He’s been described as:
- “the Stephen Colbert of Facebook!”
- “That guy who recorded my voicemail greeting.”
- “You there, staring at my mittens.”
- “Sir, are you going to pay for that?”
- “le maître de l’univers”
Sam has been at noted speaker at events such as the following:
- Fun-themed birthday party.
- Estee Lauder-themed make-up counter demonstration.
- Wedding-themed Quinceañera.
- UN-themed General Assembly.
- Church-themed church.
Contact his booking agents at (479)Sir-1-Pun, (214)5-El-Dey-I, or (Hoy)58-only-I.
*Due to call volume, our representatives may be able to take your call.



